What to expect as My devotee

For the sake of the avoidance of any misunderstanding I will tell you once more what the whole concept of being My devotee is all about. Read this carefully, investigate yourself thoroughly. Ask yourself whether you truly feel the vocation, if you are really willing to live up to the task. So if you really do, carry on. Otherwise: Don’t waste My time.

First and foremost: Being My devotee is not about wanking while staring at My pictures like a grunting pig and then writing Me emails how much you enjoyed it. Not at all, in fact it is about the very opposite. It is not about sex. It is not about boots and leather and whips. It is not even about BDSM. Forget about all this. Being My devotee is about serving. Serving Me to the best of your abilities. Not thinking about your pleasure and well being, but about Mine.

Then, to those amongst you who really do not have anything of value to offer, no special skills, no money, no useful services: Thanks for showing the interest ….  and Good-bye. I do not have time and inclination to communicate with people who are not useful. So, if you are in that regrettable group, there still is hope for you. Get yourself a decent job, make at least some money that you can sacrifice to Me and then reapply. This will anyhow do your life some good. Until then, don’t bother Me.

I have received quite some applications from people who offer Me their writing skills. Difficult endeavour. Honestly, I have enough willful poets at hand to fill bookstores for Me. So be aware that there is serious competition. I will only take the best amongst you writers into consideration. In fact there is a special test for you. Go to My twitter. Find a drawing in My timeline that appeals to You. Then write a short story about it and send that to Me. Entertain Me, arouse Me, in any case do not bore Me. If you´ve managed, I will let You know.

If you are still reading on and feeling bold enough to make it to the devotees, this is what will happen: You will receive individual tasks to cater for My needs. I will lead and train you to become My perfect slave and servant. Depending on where you are and what you do, this might happen more or less often. No matter how big or small the task, always do your very best. Never take anything for granted, being My devotee is a position that has to be earned every time anew. Never feel too safe about your position, otherwise you might be out again before you even noticed.

For all of those who make it: Congratulations. What is waiting for you as My devotee is a life that is enlightened by the brightness of the Goddess. Serving Me means becoming connected to My life. Being My devotee means that You are in contact with Me. In contact just like the faithful dog that gets collared by its owner and is led on the leash. Have You ever seen a dog when he approaches his master carrying his leash and collar in his mouth and his eyes are silently begging to have that put on? This is what will be waiting for you if you prove yourself worthy. To become My puppy, My servant, My devotee.